Meet Hermie

Because I'm a college student, and find myself without tons of free time. Because I was bored coming home from work, attempting to drive through construction. I named the guy who insisted on shoving his car right up my a**.

Meet Hermie. The blue hemorrhoid.

Consider this a warning, his Kia will be visiting you on your commute soon.

PS. I only know it's a Kia because it passed me and flipped me off for doing the speed limit. Go figure.