Who am I?

My name is Abby Normal.

Ok, not really, there are too many weirdos (Hi Mom!) in the world for you to know my real name. I'm being mysterious and sexy. If you came here to stalk a normal, sane person, I'm not the girl for you. If you are looking for crazy, you've found it.

I'm anonymous.

I want to be able to write without restrictions. I want to be able to complain about my parents, and my inlaws, and my husband, and my job and yet not face serious repercussions for it. I want to share my life with you, all of my life, the good, the bad, and the crazy. Of course, I probably shouldn't have told my husband, my mother, and my father about this blog. We will just make up names for them. Mom will be mom and Dad will be dad. Now they won't know who I'm complaining, making fun of, telling crazy stories, discussing here.

I'm married to a wonderful man, whose real name is not John. We don't have any children, but we are infertility survivors. We currently don't have any plans to add children by birth, adoption, kidnapping (kidding), rental or other means. But we are always open to miracles and surprises, just email me for my mailing address.

I started this blog a few months before my 30th birthday. It's been around a few years now, I'm sorry you have avoided the crazy thus far. But I'm glad your here now.

I've let so many people dictate my choices in life, because of my need to care for others, that when I turned 30, I decided that I would finally do a few things for myself. Like getting a college degree; of course now I'm sure I was drunk when I made that choice. Except I don't drink, so maybe my brain was on vacation. Hmmm...what other poor choices can I blame on my brain? Interesting.

I work, I attend a prominent university that sucks my bank account dry every August and January in Lubbock, Texas. (Oops, better mark that out, I'm anonymous). I cook amazing things, I could be the next Paula Dean, except less butter, I'm slightly obsessed with cleaning,  I'm a crafty person. I like to think that I'm the next Bob Villa (with breasts and better hair) just waiting to be discovered. Of course, he fixes houses and I just cross stitch, crochet, and sew. So maybe Martha Stewart would be a better description of who I am. Except without the criminal record, but there's still plenty of time for that.

So stick around, I can guarantee you things will get interesting, as I try to survive life as an adult and 25, 27, 29,  30 year old.


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