Friday, January 6, 2012

5 Question Friday

It's official. Less than 2 weeks until I'm back in "college" mode again. I'm not looking forward to the homework. I'm looking forward to graduating. Hopefully that will sustain me another semester.

Today, I'm hopeful that I can pick out a new, cheap, but awesome cell phone. My blackberry is the worlds biggest piece of junk. I got email today that was actually sent last year. Awesome.

So my weekend is going to entail spending hours (because I never make it out of Sprint without standing in line for at least 90 minutes) in line to get 2 new phones, that hopefully all features work on. I'm going to do some cooking, some delivering of Scentsy, and some laundry. Otherwise, nothing big planned, just trying to take it easy and relax and get a few things done around the house, as next weekend is my last weekend before homework.

Hope you are having an awesome 2012. If not, don't worry, the worlds going to end anyway. : )

1. What is the weather like where you are and do you like it?
The weather is sucky. Well, it's probably not that bad, but when you would prefer a balmy 72 degrees, it is awful. Our high today is 60ish. But we have a 40% chance of snow and rain for Monday. Oh goody. I just can't hardly contain my excitement. I'm overjoyed.

Gag me...preferably with a snow shovel.

2. When you're sick what do you seek comfort from?

The doctor. She has all the good drugs. Actually it depends on what ails me. Typically a little sympathy, some love from my husband and then LEAVE ME ALONE and I won't have to kill you, usually works best.

If it's stomach issues, don't touch me, don't move me, don't breath on me. Ask me if I need something every few hours, but otherwise leave me alone. Until I feel like some sympathy. But don't worry, I'll let you know.

If it's a cold, then I'm usually good with just sympathy from my husband. I'm less likely to kill for you bugging me when I have a cold..only maim. I'm kidding. Maybe.

3. What do you need to do before the end of the month?
Win the lottery. Win the lottery again. Win the lottery for a 3rd time. (Then wash, rinse and repeat for next month and the month after that and the month after that....repeat)

Go back to school. Mail all the birthday cards (preferably on time this month). Find my backpack.

Probably should look for my sanity too. I'm pretty sure I laid it down somewhere and the dust bunnies hid it.

4. Have you ever served on a jury?

Hell no. I beg, I plead, I even brag on facebook, hoping for a jury summons. But nope. Can't freaking get one to save my life. I so want to get jury duty so I can have them fry some deserving bastard. They should just march them out of the court room after a guilty verdict, and strap them down and BAM! out they go. Solves overcrowding of jails, and tax payer dollars. Plus, let's me watch the books that I read come to life. Then I could make up some story and become a bestselling author.

Then not only would I be cute, but I'd be famous too. And rich, after winning the lottery 3 times this month.

5. If you could be any animal, what would you be and why?

I'd be my dogs. They have it so easy. The poop in my yard, they puke on my carpet, they get my sheets dirty, they drag out their toys, and they don't do anything to clean any of it up. They get better treats and food than I do. They get up each morning to send me off to work, then they lay around the house all day napping, only to be let out again when I get home at 5 and then they come back in for love and another nap.

I just realized that I'm maid. However, they don't pay me. I pay them.

Yep, definitely want to be a dog.

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